Let's face it. It's been a tough, shitty year. Bad times all around. That's not to say we can't learn anything from it, though! This is a deep, extended spread to help you navigate the lessons you should have learned this year, what you need to take away from it, and what you need to release to have a more fruitful future and put all those fucks you gave behind you. It will help you focus on letting go so you can instead put your attention on how to grow and be prosperous in the coming year.


(If it wasn't clear, this is a no holds barred, adult-oriented, potty-mouthed reading. If that's not your jam, no worries--maybe one of the other readings will be more your speed!)


Please keep in mind that we always have free will and choice when it comes to decisions. These messages are not predictions but merely suggestions and guidance. Ultimately you are responsible for your actions and how you choose to apply (or not) the information you receive in this reading.



Your reading will be sent as a PDF document via email within 3 - 7 business days of receipt of your email as described below. Please be patient with reading orders at this time due to the holidays.



After placing your order please contact me at crashingdownconjures [!at] gmail.com telling me briefly what prompted you to choose this reading (do not give me too many details about your circumstances as I don't want to end up drawing or interpreting with a bias or preconceived notions about you) so that I may get a feel for your energy, and then I will proceed with the reading.

Seasonal Tarot Reading: Fuck 2020

  • My objective is to provide you with clarity and inspiration for moving forward in the situation in which you find yourself. I deliver honesty and reason during difficult times and intuitive wisdom with a sharp insight during times of opportunity.


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